Danny 'Danno' Williams (
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MCA #0, Sunday Evening
Once he was back, well not home, but back to Fandom and got the text messages that Steve sent him, Danny sighed. His steak better still be there.
Spoilers: it would not be.
"Steve? You there--what the hell did you do to this place?" The apartment was now sparkling clean and there were suspicious new decorations that Danny had the sinking suspicion that were filled with weapons or whatever ridiculous covert ops things Steve deemed important to have. Probably fake passports and cash.
[for the steak thief]
Spoilers: it would not be.
"Steve? You there--what the hell did you do to this place?" The apartment was now sparkling clean and there were suspicious new decorations that Danny had the sinking suspicion that were filled with weapons or whatever ridiculous covert ops things Steve deemed important to have. Probably fake passports and cash.
[for the steak thief]
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"Just saying," Steve drawled.
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"You're just casually letting me know that you did not, in fact, lose your virginity to a Hawaiian succubus." Danny just wanted to clarify. Because this continued to track with their weird conversations sometimes.
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Please don't do that, Danny.
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"I will never call you Smooth Dog unless it's being sarcastic."
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"I'm deeply hurt," Steve told him.
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"I have seen your moves, 'Smooth Dog,' and they are 90% standing there, looking handsome."
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"I'll have you know, I was very charming and she was the one flirting with me."
Because Danny was also kinda bad at noticing unless it was overt.
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Because, yeah, Danny. You're sitting cuddled up on a sofa with your partner and not noticing this was weird.
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