hatesparadise: (were you dropped as a child?)
Danny 'Danno' Williams ([personal profile] hatesparadise) wrote2020-07-16 06:40 am

Streets of Baltimore, Thursday

So, the trick to getting off the island, Danny was starting to feel, was to not try an escape. Because he went with the purpose of finding a shrink to talk to if he was going to be stuck here. And lo and behold, he was perfectly capable of getting to Baltimore.

Of course he was.

But his luck was still his luck. And it was probably amplified by the fact that Steve was around him once again. So, before he could even get inside the building, there was a body that landed right on a car parked off the street. Complete with car alarms going off and glass going everywhere.

Which was really gonna make hiring this therapist difficult, so he mentally crossed them off his list as he peered into the ruin of the car to check for a pulse and called the locals.

Danny Williams could not have nice things, no.

[for the murder mystery hungry celestial being]
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - really now?)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, that's just going to be nagging at me all day," Lucifer muttered, kneeling down to rifle through one of the unconscious Russians' pockets.

Yes, yes, he did surreptitiously pocket a stray baggie of cocaine while looking for clues, what of it.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - partners)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer sighed, pocketing the man's phone as well. It could be evidence! ... That he was stealing.

"The Detective would never give up this quickly."
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - lolly)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Now why would I do that?" Lucifer asked him, not unlike a school teacher to an unruly pupil.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - with ella)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"So? It'll probably take them months to do anything with it," Lucifer said.

And this is why Ella came prepared to slap his hands, always.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - partners)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer rolled his eyes. "You're too short to be intimidating," he said. "And you could use some anger management therapy."
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - this will end well)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer grinned. "You wouldn't be able to."
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - errr)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"No," said Lucifer.

Which is when they were rescued by this stand-off by two regular officers coming up towards them, one of them clearing her throat.

"Oh, fine," Lucifer said, and slapped the phone into the woman's hand.

At least he hadn't had to give it to Jersey Dan.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - really now?)

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever. Lucifer was just going to sneak off to the back and pick up a little more of what the criminals had left behind.

At least he was going to get a pleasant evening off of this.