Danny 'Danno' Williams

Steve was being Steve about going to Baltimore, but it wasn't like there was a shrink on the island that specialized in being the spouse of active duty military the weird stuff in his life. Plus, he liked this lady.

So, he was just going to keep going.

Which might have been a slight miscalculation after their last trip here. Because, almost as soon as he left the office and got out onto the street, a white van screeched up and guys in face masks pulled up to drag him in. Because his goddamn life.

[for the SEAL!]

So, the trick to getting off the island, Danny was starting to feel, was to not try an escape. Because he went with the purpose of finding a shrink to talk to if he was going to be stuck here. And lo and behold, he was perfectly capable of getting to Baltimore.

Of course he was.

But his luck was still his luck. And it was probably amplified by the fact that Steve was around him once again. So, before he could even get inside the building, there was a body that landed right on a car parked off the street. Complete with car alarms going off and glass going everywhere.

Which was really gonna make hiring this therapist difficult, so he mentally crossed them off his list as he peered into the ruin of the car to check for a pulse and called the locals.

Danny Williams could not have nice things, no.

[for the murder mystery hungry celestial being]