Danny 'Danno' Williams

Danny had not drunk enough last night to be hungover, but he was feeling the lack of sleep at the very least. Hence, drinking coffee as he blandly looked out at the lanai and the mass of glitter that decorated it now.

Oh, and the two inflatable reindeer.

"I'm not cleaning that up," he muttered into his coffee.

[open, yes!]

Danny woke up to a cat sprawled out on his chest, purring away. This might not have been too strange if he hadn't known for a fact that it sure as hell hadn't been there before. Also, because it immediately yawned and said, "You need coffee to deal with this."

Which was A Thing.

That was why he was now in the kitchen, waiting for the coffee to brew and staring down a talking cat.

[for the partner!]