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Danny 'Danno' Williams ([personal profile] hatesparadise) wrote2020-07-16 06:40 am

Streets of Baltimore, Thursday

So, the trick to getting off the island, Danny was starting to feel, was to not try an escape. Because he went with the purpose of finding a shrink to talk to if he was going to be stuck here. And lo and behold, he was perfectly capable of getting to Baltimore.

Of course he was.

But his luck was still his luck. And it was probably amplified by the fact that Steve was around him once again. So, before he could even get inside the building, there was a body that landed right on a car parked off the street. Complete with car alarms going off and glass going everywhere.

Which was really gonna make hiring this therapist difficult, so he mentally crossed them off his list as he peered into the ruin of the car to check for a pulse and called the locals.

Danny Williams could not have nice things, no.

[for the murder mystery hungry celestial being]
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"So if you'd just like to give us a list of suspects, we'll leave you to go about your merry--" Lucifer glanced over their heads, "... ah, drug deal, yes."

Score! Illicit drug deal after all!
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"The names of your enemies are all we're asking for," Lucifer said, like there wasn't a gun, let alone multiple guns, in his face at all. "Please put the firearms down, I'd say I'd hate to have to hurt one of you fine gentlemen, but that would be a lie."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"He is very adorable, but I'm afraid I am quite serious," Lucifer said, in completely flawless Russian, a grin still on his face. "You have ten seconds."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer's hand shot up and landed on top of the gun.

Five seconds later, that gun cracked the goon's forehead and he went down like a light.

"Come on," Lucifer called, grinning in a way that might have pinged some people as not entirely sane. "Anyone else want to try me?"
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer adjusted his jacket casually, even as bullets tore into it, and stalked across the space like an impatient businessman.

He snagged another barrel off the ground on his way, hurling it at one of the gunmen with unfailing accuracy. His buddy a meter away? He grabbed the man by the throat and physically threw him across the room, too.

Were they still shooting? This poor suit.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer finished off the last two with a cherished old classic: banging their heads together and watching them sag to the floor in tandem.

He grinned down at them, and then caught the tip of his jacket in his line of sight. "All they had to do was give names," he groaned. "Now they've ruined my suit!"
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer wiped at the suit, desperately trying to see if any of it was salvageable. "And we still don't know who ordered that theft-slash-murder."

He was completely unharmed.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, that's just going to be nagging at me all day," Lucifer muttered, kneeling down to rifle through one of the unconscious Russians' pockets.

Yes, yes, he did surreptitiously pocket a stray baggie of cocaine while looking for clues, what of it.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer sighed, pocketing the man's phone as well. It could be evidence! ... That he was stealing.

"The Detective would never give up this quickly."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Now why would I do that?" Lucifer asked him, not unlike a school teacher to an unruly pupil.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"So? It'll probably take them months to do anything with it," Lucifer said.

And this is why Ella came prepared to slap his hands, always.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer rolled his eyes. "You're too short to be intimidating," he said. "And you could use some anger management therapy."

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