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Danny 'Danno' Williams ([personal profile] hatesparadise) wrote2020-07-16 06:40 am

Streets of Baltimore, Thursday

So, the trick to getting off the island, Danny was starting to feel, was to not try an escape. Because he went with the purpose of finding a shrink to talk to if he was going to be stuck here. And lo and behold, he was perfectly capable of getting to Baltimore.

Of course he was.

But his luck was still his luck. And it was probably amplified by the fact that Steve was around him once again. So, before he could even get inside the building, there was a body that landed right on a car parked off the street. Complete with car alarms going off and glass going everywhere.

Which was really gonna make hiring this therapist difficult, so he mentally crossed them off his list as he peered into the ruin of the car to check for a pulse and called the locals.

Danny Williams could not have nice things, no.

[for the murder mystery hungry celestial being]
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, do calm down," Lucifer said, eyeing him as the man wrote the address down. "You'll be fine."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"That reminds me," Lucifer said, turning back to the criminal. "Aren't you worried about the mob coming after you."

The man shrugged. "As far as I know, I'm pointing a new client at them. If you stab 'em in the back, they failed at basic security."

He also now had a lot of money and could get out of town if he wanted to.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, you don't give away your secrets, I don't give away mine."

The guy pushed a note across the table. "Have fun."

Oh, Lucifer assumed these people would have a lot of guns.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"If you've got to be boring about it," Lucifer said, sticking the note into his breast pocket. "I'll be getting us a car."

And with that, he walked towards the exit.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
How'd you guess he'd go right for the Lamborghini Diablo parked a little ways down the curb?

That was some epic telepathy there, Danny.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Get in," Lucifer called merrily.

The car started running before he even got in the driver's seat.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm Lucifer Morningstar," Lucifer pointed out. "Of course I found this car."

Lucifer knew on a very instinctive level.
Edited 2020-07-16 19:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you really going to fight riding in one of the best cars you'll likely ever see?" Lucifer asked, already pulling onto the road.

The poor sheikh inside wasn't going to notice him borrowing it, was he?
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Let me guess, it's some boringly sensible family stationwagon," Lucifer said, hitting the gas slightly harder than he strictly should.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Acceptable, I suppose," Lucifer said, playing with the radio until he found the classic rock station. "Could be better."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"How hard did you punch him, and how often?" Lucifer asked, raising an eyebrow.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-17 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Three would have been better," Lucifer said, taking a sharp turn. "I do wish I had brought my Corvette."

A classic one. Not like one of those midlife crisis cars.

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