Danny 'Danno' Williams (
hatesparadise) wrote2020-07-16 06:40 am
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Streets of Baltimore, Thursday
So, the trick to getting off the island, Danny was starting to feel, was to not try an escape. Because he went with the purpose of finding a shrink to talk to if he was going to be stuck here. And lo and behold, he was perfectly capable of getting to Baltimore.
Of course he was.
But his luck was still his luck. And it was probably amplified by the fact that Steve was around him once again. So, before he could even get inside the building, there was a body that landed right on a car parked off the street. Complete with car alarms going off and glass going everywhere.
Which was really gonna make hiring this therapist difficult, so he mentally crossed them off his list as he peered into the ruin of the car to check for a pulse and called the locals.
Danny Williams could not have nice things, no.
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Of course he was.
But his luck was still his luck. And it was probably amplified by the fact that Steve was around him once again. So, before he could even get inside the building, there was a body that landed right on a car parked off the street. Complete with car alarms going off and glass going everywhere.
Which was really gonna make hiring this therapist difficult, so he mentally crossed them off his list as he peered into the ruin of the car to check for a pulse and called the locals.
Danny Williams could not have nice things, no.
[for the murder mystery hungry celestial being]
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Twenty minutes later, he was counting bills in a dive bar underneath a neon sign of an anchor with a half-naked lady on it that read Heave Ho!.
Duke would have loved it. "...And that's ten thousand," he said, handing it over to the nice tattooed criminal. "Now. You were saying?"
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"I hate you," Danny informed him. You know. Conversationally.
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"I'm already doing that," the man promised, barely glancing at Danny. "Yeah, so, last thing I heard? They were setting up shop in some warehouse downtown. I can get you the address."
"Lovely," Lucifer said, grinning.
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"I'm never coming to this damn city without my vest again."
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The man shrugged. "As far as I know, I'm pointing a new client at them. If you stab 'em in the back, they failed at basic security."
He also now had a lot of money and could get out of town if he wanted to.
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The guy pushed a note across the table. "Have fun."
Oh, Lucifer assumed these people would have a lot of guns.
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"I'm calling Baltimore PD for back-up," Danny informed him. "Because I very much would like to remain alive."
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And with that, he walked towards the exit.
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That was some epic telepathy there, Danny.
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"You've got to be kidding."
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The car started running before he even got in the driver's seat.
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Lucifer knew on a very instinctive level.
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"Fine," he said, tossing his hands in the air in surrender before getting into the car. "Sure. That makes sense for Baltimore."
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The poor sheikh inside wasn't going to notice him borrowing it, was he?
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"I like my car better," Danny ground out, shoving the seatbelt into place. You know. The one he didn't get to drive.
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"In Honolulu? Are you nuts?" Danny asked. "No, it's a Camaro."
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