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Danny 'Danno' Williams ([personal profile] hatesparadise) wrote2020-07-16 06:40 am

Streets of Baltimore, Thursday

So, the trick to getting off the island, Danny was starting to feel, was to not try an escape. Because he went with the purpose of finding a shrink to talk to if he was going to be stuck here. And lo and behold, he was perfectly capable of getting to Baltimore.

Of course he was.

But his luck was still his luck. And it was probably amplified by the fact that Steve was around him once again. So, before he could even get inside the building, there was a body that landed right on a car parked off the street. Complete with car alarms going off and glass going everywhere.

Which was really gonna make hiring this therapist difficult, so he mentally crossed them off his list as he peered into the ruin of the car to check for a pulse and called the locals.

Danny Williams could not have nice things, no.

[for the murder mystery hungry celestial being]
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Your illicit drug deal, or whatever you were trying to pull here," Lucifer sighed. He brushed his jacket back. "What was it that you desired?"

Sorry, Danny. He was about to do some of that power stuff you were going to think was illegal.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
People just liked to tell him things!

"And how did that somehow end in you punting some poor man out the window?" Lucifer asked. "Repressed rage issues?"

This was usually the point where Chloe interrupted him before he started leading the suspect too much.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right, a crime of passion it is, then," Lucifer sighed, leaning back. "I'd really hoped this would have been more interesting. Maybe a car chase, or at least a tense standoff at an airport."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
It had been months since Lucifer had last been able to step inside a criminal hide-out, grin, and yell something like 'Hello, Italian mobsters!', Danny. Months.

"Oooh, hiding something, was he?" Lucifer said, walking past them towards the window. There were traces of plastic there, and there, and-- "On the balcony. Of course."

He waved helpfully at the thing.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes, it is unfortunate I can't call Miss Lopez to help us out on this, either," Lucifer said. And picked it up with his bare hands, because he lived to drive Ella to despair, and she wasn't here to slap his hands right now.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nobody!" yelled the guy at the same time the woman yelled "I don't know his name!"

"Well, isn't that convenient," Lucifer said cheerfully, stepping inside with the laptop.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't have any gloves, do you have gloves?" asked Lucifer, who had no intention of putting on any gloves up to and until a tiny cheerful Latina bullied him into it.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you're getting help," Lucifer said merrily, putting the laptop down on a table. "Good for you! Not enough people can recognize they need therapy on that island, I swear."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucifer knew absolutely nothing about machines beyond his phone, but he did know the whole black screen, green letter thing it was doing wasn't normal.

"I actually haven't been able to speak to mine in some time," he sighed, peering over Danny's shoulder. "Which has been frustrating. I could've used Dr. Linda's insights these past few months."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'd have to tell them who I am again, and I nearly broke the first one that way," Lucifer said, and then peered over. "...Bratva?"

Sigh. He still really needed to study up on all of his Baltimore crime syndicates.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, now we're talking," Lucifer said, and then peered back at them. "Well, not you two. You should be thankful we came along. In witness protection you might actually live a few more years."
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"And I'll go ask around where the Bratva are hiding, shall I?"

NOT A CHANCE.
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[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2020-07-16 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, how else are we supposed to find them?" Lucifer said. "I suppose I could pay some people off..."

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